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The False Zombie Deer Sausage Debacle

The False Zombie Deer Sausage Debacle on today’s Lulzard Show
MicroPenis Trap Upsets New Bride, Who Spills the Sausage on Reddit.
PG Newser – One day you wake up to learn that your wife decided to share on the public internets a story about your micropenis.  The story goes like this, you have a micropenis.  This happened   Not only did it happen, but the wife, your new wife, was asking her Reddit friends for advice.  What do you do when your manz has a micropenis and he didn’t tell you ahead of time?  Is he a microtrap?
Mirror UK- She felt he had lied and tricked her, so decided to share the story on Reddit to get some advice.But her husband found the post and is now terrified somebody will work out it’s about him, so is threatening to divorce and sue her
Zombie Deer is Good Eats, Docs Say
NY Post – Researchers examined about 80 people who’ve feasted on the meat of deer that tested positive for chronic wasting disease — a fatal illness that causes zombie-like behavior in the animals and could spread to humans — and found over the course of the six-year study “no significant changes in health conditions,” USA Today reported on Thursday.
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PGN Posts

The OAC Bossery V Donald Gets Orange Jumpsuit

RightZilla – OAC Pulls Boss Card in Epic Video Slapdown
The American Mirror – Talking about how she tried to overcome her insecurities, she said, “I’m at least trying, and they’re not. And so the power is in the person who’s trying, regardless of the success.“If you’re trying, you’ve got all the power, you’re driving the agenda, you’re doing all this stuff,” Ocasio-Cortez said. | Get the Full Story

Leftzilla – The Donald Could Be Cell-Bound After 2020
PoliticsUSA – Former U.S. attorney Barbara McQuade said on Saturday that there is a possibility Donald Trump could be indicted and charged the day after he leaves office on January 21, 2021. | Get the Full Story | Get the Full Story

Futureq

Artificial Joy, Scientific Fake Facts

Joy is a Spark, Literally, and Scientists Can Deliver it to You
PG Newser – If you want to be happy, if that’s all you want, and you don’t care why, and you don’t care how, try new spark joy, though it’s not been officially named spark joy, even though that would be a great name for it.  Researchers that haven’t  been identified in the Discover Magazine article have figured out how to make you happy with just a spark, and there’s video proof to boot.
Discover Magazine – Researchers say they’ve found a remarkably specific means of triggering the electrical fireworks that add up to happiness in our brains. By electrically stimulating a brain region known as the cingulum, scientists created spontaneous laughter and a sense of calm and joy in three different patients. | Get the Full Story

Quantum experiment suggests there really are ‘alternative facts’

NewScientist – There are no objective facts in the world. This isn’t a statement about fake news. Rather, it is the implication of an experiment that suggests the nature of reality depends on who is looking. The work is rooted in thought experiments about the nature of quantum mechanics, but this is the first time one has been done in the lab, with potentially profound implications. “I am very excited about it,” says theorist Carlo Rovelli at Aix-Marseille University in France. | Get the Full Story […] | Get the Full Story

Headlines You May Have Missed

Kamikazi Drones and Russian Bears Roam the Veld

Here Come the Kamikazis, But They’re American, and They’re Drones
PG Newser – The Department of Defense is searching from some Marvins of the sky, that is, depressed robots, depressed robots willing to kill themselves.  Ok, so we’re really just talking about suicide drones, and the Department of Defense wants them, and they want them bigly.
The National Interest Online – In a Joint Urgent Operational Needs Statement submitted to the Department of Defense in 2016 (and first reported by Defense One this month), U.S. Special Operations Command put in a request for $24 million in funding for 325 Lethal Miniature Aerial Missile Systems (LMAMS), precision-guided munitions intended to loiter above a battlefield before dive-bombing their targets below. | Get the Full Story

Russians in the Central African Republic? You Betcha!

World Affairs Journal – In December 2017, Russia secured an exemption to the Security Council arms embargo, allowing Moscow to deliver arms and training for what a UN panel of experts describes as part of a multinational effort — including the European Union Military Training Mission — to boost the capabilities of the CAR’s military and security forces. | Get the Full Story […] | Get the Full Story

NewsFire

Trade Wars and Toys R Us Zombies

Trade Wars and Toys R US Zombies on today’s PGFire
Could the US-China Trade War Be Over Soon?
PGNewser – According to a former Reagan confidante, John Rutledge, a trade deal getting done right now between the US and China is very possible.
CNBC – “What I told the group was that you have to understand that China is not Kansas,” Rutledge said. “Their institution’s different, their politics is different and so forth. But I really think that it’s possible for a trade deal to get done right now. Both sides need it, and the Chinese economy, in particular, is very weak, and they have a credit crisis underway that’s really causing damage to the private firms. So if you’re going to get something done, this is the right time to do it.” 

You Might Still Get to Be a Toys R Us Kid

CNN – The company said it is considering “a new, operating Toys ‘R’ Us and Babies ‘R’ Us branding company,” the filing said. The plan would “create new, domestic, retail operating businesses under the Toys “R” Us and Babies “R” Us names, as well as expand its international presence and further develop its private brands business.”The details of when and how the brand would be brought back to life were not disclosed. | Get the Full Story

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Headlines You May Have Missed

HYMHM Show Notes – Thursday, February 28th. 2019 – Pre 001

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Here Come the Kamikazis, But They’re American, and They’re Drones
PG Newser – The Department of Defense is searching from some Marvins of the sky, that is, depressed robots, depressed robots willing to kill themselves.  Ok, so we’re really just talking about suicide drones, and the Department of Defense wants them, and they want them bigly. | Get the Full Story

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Futureq

Futureq Show Notes – Thursday, February 28th. 2019 – Pre 001

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Joy is a Spark, Literally, and Scientists Can Deliver it to You
PG Newser – If you want to be happy, if that’s all you want, and you don’t care why, and you don’t care how, try new spark joy, though it’s not been officially named spark joy, even though that would be a great name for it.  Researchers that haven’t  been identified in the Discover Magazine article have figured out how to make you happy with just a spark, and there’s video proof to boot. | Get the Full Story

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Lulzilla

Lulzilla Show Notes – Thursday, February 28th. 2019 – Pre 001

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MicroPenis Trap Upsets New Bride, Who Spills the Sausage on Reddit.
PG Newser – One day you wake up to learn that your wife decided to share on the public internets a story about your micropenis.  The story goes like this, you have a micropenis.  This happened   Not only did it happen, but the wife, your new wife, was asking her Reddit friends for advice.  What do you do when your manz has a micropenis and he didn’t tell you ahead of time?  Is he a microtrap? | Get the Full Story

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PGN Posts

The Daily Ticker – Thursday, February 28th. 2019 – Pre 001

Top Tickers:
No likely survivors in cargo jet crash in Texas, sheriff says – CBS News
Judge sets $1 million bail for singer R. Kelly on sexual assault charges – Reuters
Assange gets new Australian passport; Headed home? – Evening Standard
Trump administration sends 1,000 more troops to Mexican border to install barbed wire on fence – BizPacReviews | Get the Full Story