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A Woman’s Tears Sustains Bees Inside Her Eye

Doctors Discover 4 Bees In Woman’s Left Eye Living Off Her Tears – HuffPost
It sounds unbelievable but doctors in Taiwan have removed four bees embedded in a woman’s left eye.
The 29-year-old patient went to Fooyin University Hospital last month because of severe pain in that eye. Doctors discovered the tiny bees feeding off the moisture in her tear ducts, according to Business Insider Singapore. | go to source

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April Fools Joke Might End Texas Judge’s Career

Sometimes you win the April Fool’s game, and sometimes you lose.  In this case, an April Fool’s pranker totally fooled everyone, including himself.  He thought he was resigning from his newly won office of Judge as jokes, but jokes, apparently,, have legal consequences, which could result in the newly elected judge becoming a newly resigned one.  Maybe he can win the special election?
Texas civil court judge accidentally resigns – Reuters
A newly elected judge in Houston accidentally resigned on Monday, according to local media and a county official, after he shared plans online to run for the state supreme court, apparently unaware that the Texas constitution considers such an announcement an automatic resignation.  The Harris County Civil Court judge, Bill McLeod, did not immediately respond to a request for comment on Tuesday. Local TV station KHOU 11 News on Monday reported that McLeod declined to comment on the move.  Article 16, Section 65, of the state’s constitution says that a judge’s announcement of candidacy for another office “shall constitute an automatic resignation of the office then held.” | go to source

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The False Zombie Deer Sausage Debacle

The False Zombie Deer Sausage Debacle on today’s Lulzard Show
MicroPenis Trap Upsets New Bride, Who Spills the Sausage on Reddit.
PG Newser – One day you wake up to learn that your wife decided to share on the public internets a story about your micropenis.  The story goes like this, you have a micropenis.  This happened   Not only did it happen, but the wife, your new wife, was asking her Reddit friends for advice.  What do you do when your manz has a micropenis and he didn’t tell you ahead of time?  Is he a microtrap?
Mirror UK- She felt he had lied and tricked her, so decided to share the story on Reddit to get some advice.But her husband found the post and is now terrified somebody will work out it’s about him, so is threatening to divorce and sue her
Zombie Deer is Good Eats, Docs Say
NY Post – Researchers examined about 80 people who’ve feasted on the meat of deer that tested positive for chronic wasting disease — a fatal illness that causes zombie-like behavior in the animals and could spread to humans — and found over the course of the six-year study “no significant changes in health conditions,” USA Today reported on Thursday.
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Honest Abe Trends on Twitter, and He’s Giving the Ladies the Vapors

He freed the slaves and then he freed the nipple, his own, all two of his own, and he did it on Twitter.  No, were’ not talking about Weinergate 2.o, we’re talking about Abraham Lincoln, whose shirtless image was shared on Twitter by Zach Stentz, who just wanted to remind the world that in the Los Angeles Courthouse there exists a shirtless Abraham Lincoln, a young, sexy, shirtless Abraham Lincoln. | go to source